February 2012
we’re gonna have mac n cheese so soon i mean the noodles are already boiled its happening now im not sure im ready……..
im sorry if i offended some of u by expressing my distaste for the show seinfeld. its ok for people to have different tastes u no.
tv: stay tuned, we've got another great show coming up
*seinfeld comes on*
me: you lied
i just traded some of my old seroquel for a g my lucky day
when i was a little kid i made the decision to jump from the highest part of my treehouse onto the trampoline and i hit the mat and it stretched right down to the ground and threw me back up and as i sailed through the air wondering where i would land i realized i should never think for myself ever again
fagacinno:
why is liking your own status even an option
it helps me let my fb friends know that im aware how hilarious i am
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i had to wait like 10 minutes to send motoroladriod a message because my bf’s dad is here and her header is not parental-appropriate!!!
my bf’s mom gave him some leftover alcohol so we’re gonna get buzzed and watch wanda syke’s ima be me tonight
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i can’t load unfollowr because it crashed from having 2 many followers :/
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-shrooms replied to your post: i just dont feel bad for depressed teenagers ok…
not me I’m making a smoothie!!! want one
stop wasting time offering and start making them im hungry noW
i just dont feel bad for depressed teenagers ok all teenagers are depressed
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judijaikrazi replied to your post: i wonder if lady gaga is tired of hearing about…
what if she ends up committing suicide because it slowly starts to get to her?
no she feeds on attention as long as people pay attention to her she will live and by killing herself she will get so much attention that she’ll rise from the grave at an award show or something
i wonder if lady gaga is tired of hearing about all these “little monsters” that’ve killed themselves over bullying. i mean this isn’t even meant to be insensitive i just wonder if she’s heard so many stories that she’s desensitized to it now
1st day of high school: pencils, red, blue and black pens, pencil case, ruler, one binder for each subject, math set, white-out, erasers, page markers, backpack, calculator, looseleaf paper, graph paper
1st day of grade 12: 1 chewed pen, 1 used notebook
you know that one girl in school who wears airbrushed sparkly t-shirts and is obsessed with horses and brings her lunch in a thinsulate lunchbag
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pheline said: can i punch her in the face and break her nose
yes and it’s perfectly okay as long as she’s doing something you don’t agree with
i saw a girl posting once about how she broke her boyfriend’s nose because she caught him smoking weed and all her friends and other girls were just like “you show him girl, he totally deserved that, haha you’re so funny thats awesome” and i said “so domestic violence is okay as long as its the girl hitting the guy?” and she told me it was justified because he...
when i was a little kid i saw this show about spontaneous combustion and it scared me so much that i couldn’t sleep and my dad asked me what my problem was and i said “im afraid im going to spontaneously combust” and then he just laughed in my face and told me to go back to bed
you know those blogs that just everyone should follow????
ramenjesus is one of them :~) he’s completely not annoying and his posts are quality and most of the 90s content on your blog probably came from him
abort-your-baby:
africans:
i wanted salad.tumblr.com but its taken and go look at that blog right now
not even a wiggle down there. those girls make me feel so small. like…”if ya know what i mean” wise.
